she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
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