This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
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