Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
only if we run a train.
done.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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