Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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