Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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