Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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