youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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