where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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