I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Randomize
