I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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