Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
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Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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