When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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