The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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