For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
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Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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