i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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