Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(609): View more from New Jersey

in pain and im wearing pink underwear

(908): View more from New Jersey

so?

(609): View more from New Jersey

i dont own pink underwear

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(320): View more from Minnesota

On imdb the canadians say It's amazing

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(313): View more from Michigan

mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed

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(270): View more from Kentucky

The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.

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(904): View more from Florida

He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?

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(630): View more from Illinois

The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.

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