Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(203): View more from Connecticut

glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.

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(845): View more from New York

It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

only you would photoshop your dick

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense

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(417): View more from Missouri

how was ur day?

(405): View more from Oklahoma

this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.

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(240): View more from Maryland

This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.

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(415): View more from California

HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE

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(757): View more from Virginia

He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...

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