you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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