in pain and im wearing pink underwear
i dont own pink underwear
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mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
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The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
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He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.