Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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