you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
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I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend