The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
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okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.