Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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