ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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