your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
