is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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