people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
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