he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes