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(765): View more from Indiana

that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.

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(301): View more from Maryland

he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.

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(937): View more from Ohio

The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.

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(320): View more from Minnesota

Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.

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(+33): View more from France

She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.

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(512): View more from Texas

It's not a walk of shame if you run

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