the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
