I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
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I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
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Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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