Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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