I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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