He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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