You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Randomize
