mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
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The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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