At least make sure they are 18
Why
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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