Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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