Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you never un-have a 4some
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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