Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
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He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
What a dumb baby whore.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
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I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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