i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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