I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
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I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
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I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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