isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
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He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Shame - the story of my life.
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