how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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