Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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