doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
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he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
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I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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