...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Non-Jews are for practice
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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