So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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