OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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