We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Randomize
