I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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