i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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