I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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