She's JV to your varsity
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
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tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Dicks are not precious.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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