Yo dont text me then not text me
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Drake has all the answers
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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