Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
