Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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