Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
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I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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