made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
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she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
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