Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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