why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
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there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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