It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
And then my night got REAL pukey
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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